Tuesday, January 17, 2017

The 10 Best Movies of 2016

Sorry for the delay everyone, but we needed time to actually see all the movies from 2016, many of which were not really available to see (by the general public) until very recently. But now that they have all been watched and thoroughly enjoyed, it's time to make a list.

Shall we begin?


10. The Witch
Robert Eggers

Writer-director Robert Eggers' "New England folk tale" isn't likely to become the pop culture phenomenon that The Blair Witch Project did, but it's an infinitely richer, more meticulous, more elegant, more unnerving and all-around better movie--the best horror since The Babadook.

That's the amazing thing about the horror genre: once you think you have it pinned, and you get tired of the obvious jump scares, the terrible acting, the crap production quality, and awful direction, along comes The Witch to destroy all your preconceptions and give hope that film can still make you feel real, undiluted dread.

If the story’s beats seem familiar at first read, Eggers presents them as new discoveries. The intensity of his writing and direction, as well as the eerie cinematography of Jarin Blaschke, Craig Lathrop’s grimy production design, and Mark Korven’s spine-tingling score, all combine to create a film of exceptional originality.

It’s creepy--beyond creepy, which is all we ask of our horror films--and its imagery will stay with you long after you’ve left the theater. The mood is so suffocating that it sometimes feels your watching the events unfold through your window--spying on the neighbors' arguments and intimate private moments.

For a first film, The Witch truly impresses, and it works because Robert Eggers does everything he can, not just to scare you, but to earn your genuine fear.

9. Hacksaw Ridge
Mel Gibson

Thanks to some of the greatest battle scenes ever filmed, Mel Gibson once again shows his ever-impressive gifts as a director, able to juxtapose savagery with true, heartfelt tenderness. The best war film since The Hurt Locker, Hacksaw Ridge is violent, harrowing, heartbreaking and unforgettable.

Do not let the slow start fool you. Everything that happens in this film is specifically placed where it is for a reason. By the time the credits roll, you will come to understand that each scene is explicitly necessary and not a single frame of celluloid is superfluous.

Hacksaw Ridge is one of the best films of 2016, and not just because big-budget war films are great viewing experiences. This is a moving character study of one of America's greatest-yet-unsung heroes made by a supremely gifted director, and played by one of the best young talents Hollywood has to offer.

A review of Hacksaw would be incomplete without a discussion of its superb acting. Andrew Garfield is not only the best choice, he was the only choice. His portrayal of Desmond T. Doss is so subtle, and so reserved that he completely disappears into the film. People forget that Vince Vaughn used to play serious roles, but combine this with his dour appearance in True Detective and soon the days of campy cringe-comedies will be but a distant memory. And Sam Worthington! This movie makes him seem like a real actor, and that alone is worth some kind of award.

8. Silence
Martin Scorsese

Warning: if you can't sit for three hours, this film is not for you. Silence is a punishing, dark film that, despite its technical and visual grandeur, has a moral simplicity to it that should escape precisely no one. Monumental in its tone and mood, it proves once again that Scorsese is a master filmmaker.

Silence is a slowly unfolding, deeply thoughtful film about questioning yourself. About questioning authority. About taking stock of where you've failed as a human being, and wondering how you can make amends--to yourself, to others, and to God. Building implacable dread and tension from scene to scene, the story is as simple as its underlying ideas are endlessly complex.

Profound and illusory, Silence shows Martin Scorsese at the confessional, delivering perhaps his most intimate work to date. It’s a film full of tight close-ups of hands accepting gifts that comfort, inspire and bring support to their recipients’ souls. Perhaps that’s how we should receive it as well.

Scorsese has hit the rare heights of Ingmar Bergman, an artist who found in religion a battleground that often left the strongest in tatters, compromised and ruined. Desperately needed at a moment when bluster must yield to self-reflection, Silence is something to see whether you’re certain there’s a God or whether you just believe in sunlight, which covers just about everybody.


7. O.J.: Made in America
Ezra Edleman

ESPN's newest 30 for 30 film, O.J.: Made in America proves to not only be the equal of The People v. O.J. Simpson--and among the best things ESPN has aired in its history--but a perfect complement to the FX show.  O.J.: Made in America is somehow even more engrossing than its fictionalized counterpart, meticulously fleshing out not only the details of the trial, but also the larger stories of race, celebrity, and misogyny that intersected around Simpson, making for the most compelling documentary of the year.

Provocative, intelligent, and thorough in it's research and depiction, Ezra Edleman's documentary tears along at an impressive clip given its length, with tragedy around every corner. Practically every moment of its seven-and-a-half-hour running time is thought-provoking, astonishing, sobering, hilarious, tragic, and sometimes all of those at once.

Superbly edited and paced, Made in America is one of the best rise-and-fall sagas you’ll ever see anywhere. A balanced, powerful, engaging, comprehensive perspective on the “trial of the century” and race, Edelman’s stunningly ambitious work is a masterpiece, a refined piece of investigative journalism that places the subject it illuminates into the broader context of the end of the 20th century.

Historically meticulous, thematically compelling and deeply human, O.J.: Made in America has the grandeur and authority of the best long-form nonfiction. If it were a book, it could sit on the shelf alongside Norman Mailer and the great biographical works of David McCullough.


6. Hell or High Water
David Mackenzie

Hell or High Water isn’t a flashy movie, but it has an undeniably resonant sense of small-scale justice, not to mention an authentic sense of place that will remind you of other Texas-set masterpieces like Lone Star and No Country for Old Men. By turns funny, elegiac, and thrilling, it’s a tale of brotherhood and family that takes in the harsh beauty of the land, the elusive nature of right and wrong and the quirky delights of human connections in a time of bewildering change.

With electrifying, graceful direction by David Mackenzie, Hell or High Water makes for a rich, darkly humorous and deeply insightful piece of crowd-pleasing entertainment, and with no fewer than four performances as good as anything we’ve seen onscreen this year. This is an instant classic modern-day Western, traveling down familiar roads but always, always with a fresh and original spin.

Furnished with faces as beaten as the vehicles the brothers drive and discard, Hell or High Water is essentially a chase movie; its humor is as dry as prairie dust and its morals are steadfastly gray. But this is the kind of Western in which we know there will be blood but pray there won’t be. The violence is bound to be gratuitous, and absurd, making Hell or High Water that rare humanist Western where finality is the true villain.

Hell or High Water is a thrillingly good movie--an explosion of drama, crime, fear, and brotherly love set in a sun-roasted, deceptively sleepy West Texas that feels completely exotic for being so authentic.

5. The Nice Guys
Shane Black

Ryan Gosling in a physical action-comedy? Whoever thought of the idea should be crowned genius of the year. With dynamite timing and uproarious gestures, he mines his diverse abilities and becomes a blast in The Nice Guys.

To sum it all up, The Nice Guys is basically Chinatown remade by Quentin Tarantino and starring foulmouthed, updated versions of Abbott and Costello, as played by two of the most recognizable male stars of our time. And it is the best of Shane Black’s films. It is eccentrically, sometimes broadly funny, with top-notch performances from Crowe and Gosling and a pitch-perfect sense of timing.

Half of the best gags in The Nice Guys are of the physical variety. Some of the action scenes escalate into full-on live-action Looney Tunes madness. An ultra-violent burlesque, the sort of cheerfully hostile buddy bash that’s been a staple since the ’80s, only this one is singularly clever about its own triviality, and it offers the scruffy pleasure of seeing two great actors dial down their gravitas with style.

Is this a family film? No way. Does it include scenes that some may find painful to watch? You bet. Will you be entertained? Thoroughly. It is an easy sit, a big fat slice of smart filmmaking that is constantly funny, startlingly violent, and oddly heartfelt. The Nice Guys is a grown-up delight, a perfect antidote to the nonstop barrage of effects spectacle that marked the summer movie season.

Think of The Nice Guys as candy-noir: all the key ingredients from mysteries like The Long Goodbye poured into a tall glass, then topped with an ironic parasol.

4. Arrival
Denis Villeneuve

Although Arrival is about first contact with extraterrestrials, it says more about the human experience than the creatures from another world. This is a singularly powerful movie, without question one of 2016’s best. It's one of a handful of movies that have legitimately fooled us; not with an abrupt twist but a dawning awareness of where it's going thematically, how deeply and how distanced from sci-fi as usual.

Arrival is really Adams' film, a showcase for her ability to quietly and effectively meld intelligence, empathy and reserve. She gives her best performance as a lonely woman who has to make a decision that will haunt her--though perhaps in a good way--for the rest of her life.

Arrival works as mainstream entertainment, but includes hallmarks of the 2001: A Space Odyssey era of artist-driven science fiction. It has Hollywood stars, but makes great effort to strip them of any false glamour. The film is tightly calibrated, but leaves things open to interpretation, for discussion on the ride home and beyond.

Arrival is such a beautiful and thought-provoking film that it almost singlehandedly makes up for every bad aliens-coming-to-Earth film you’ve ever seen. Yes, even Independence Day: Resurgence. It is a beautifully polished puzzle box of a story whose emotional and cerebral heft should enable it to withstand nit-picky scrutiny; and like all the best sci-fi, it has something pertinent to say about today’s world: the importance of communication, and how we need to transcend cultural divides and misconceptions if we’re to survive as a species.

3. Manchester by the Sea
Kenneth Lonergan

Manchester by the Sea is a gracefully coarse ode to lives knocked down and if not bouncing back at least not splatting at rock bottom. There are also glimmers of humor shining all the brighter because of the darkness they cut through.

Every Manchester scene gives you a sense of the kind of place where everyone knows everyone, where it’s bitter cold but nobody makes too much of it, where the past stays with you whether you want it to or not. This is a movie that pays careful attention to details. The peerless actors match and elevate Lonergan’s artistry at every turn, and the film’s greatest gift of all may be that it declines to tidy up after itself--in the end, it’s the package that counts, not the wrapping.

This is pitch-perfect filmmaking, the kind that turns a hungry visionary into a popular last name, and every bit of it is earned. Manchester by the Sea is a hearty, rewarding drama we'll be remembering for years. A movie about unremitting grief that somehow has a boisterousness--a comic twirl--that makes it much truer to the zigzags of life than most similarly themed movies that simply pile on the gloom.

One of the things that is admirable about Kenneth Lonergan’s Manchester by the Sea is the way its initial enigma seems to need no explanation; yet, once deciphered, the film does not falter, but moves only deeper into the emotional territory it charts. Opening a window into a wounded soul, it reminds us that beneath even the most brusque, hard-to-approach exterior often lies a human being bearing the scars of real, sometimes devastating human experiences.

2. La La Land
Damien Chazelle

Like a gift from the movie gods, here comes Damien Chazelle’s dreamy La La Land, right when a lot of us are in desperate need of some light. It’s a valentine to cinema, splashed with primary colors and velvety L.A. sunsets.

The musical, consistently daring and occasionally sublime, does what the movies have all but forgotten how to do: sweep us up into a dream of love that’s enhanced in an urgent present by the mythic power of Hollywood’s past. We were utterly absorbed by this movie’s simple storytelling verve and the terrific lead performances from Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone, who are both excellent.

Stone is spectacular, and she's reason enough to see La La Land. Captivating completely from her first frame with her portrayal of an artist who can’t quite believe she’ll ever be anything other than a barista, Stone is deservedly generating Oscar buzz. And Gosling is terrific as the coolly introspective yet disarmingly charming Sebastian, playing hangdog and irritable yet still managing to be someone you root for (even if you want to smack him in the head every now and then). The fact that neither Stone nor Gosling are tip-top song-and-dance artists is integral to their appeal. If they were Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire, we might not feel as much of a kinship with them. Their relationship, their chemistry, everything about it, and everything about La La Land is, well, magic.

The real star, however, is the movie itself, which pulses and glows like a living thing in its own right, as if the MGM musicals of the Singin’ in the Rain era had a love child with more abstract confections, creating a new kind of knowing, self-aware genre that rewards the audience with all the indulgences they crave, while commenting on them from the sidelines.

La La Land is a film you simply never want to stop watching. It has wisdom and joy and sadness and magic, from the evocative power of music to the transportative power of movies. Here is a celebration of the artistic drive that is also a daring feat of showmanship, where it’s almost criminal to have to stay in your seat while the contact high of La La Land is goading you to dance in the aisle.


1. Moonlight
Barry Jenkins

Every year, we get only a few of these, movies that come out of nowhere, that are different, unexpected and wonderfully right. Moonlight is that kind of movie. In its quietly radical grace, it’s a cultural watershed--a work that dismantles all the ways our media view young black men and puts in their place a series of intimate truths. You walk out of Moonlight feeling dazed, more whole, and a little cleaner.

The reason it's distinctive has less to do with raw emotion, or a relentless assault on your tear ducts, and more to do with the film medium's secret weapons: restraint, quiet honesty, fluid imagery and an observant, uncompromised way of imagining one outsider's world so that it becomes our own. Directed with superb control and insight by Barry Jenkins, Moonlight achieves the near-impossible in film, which is to ground its story and characters in a specific place and time and simultaneously make them immediately relatable and universal.

Both a disarmingly, at times almost unbearably personal film, and an urgent social document, a hard look at American reality, and a poem written in light, music, and vivid human faces, Moonlight is magic. It's so intimate you feel like you're trespassing on its characters souls, so transcendent it's made visual and emotional poetry out of intensely painful experiences. It's a film that manages to be both achingly familiar and unlike anything we've seen before.

Barry Jenkins has made something astonishing: a film with immaculate craft that, at the same time, feels spontaneous, even tentative, as if it could panic that it’s revealed too much and close the curtains. He glimpses at the human soul and the hellish experiences endured despite it. We’re shown humankind’s capacity to change and the notion it’s never too late. Despite the somber tone, Moonlight is a beacon of hope for the prospects of speaking out.

Tuesday, December 20, 2016

The 10 Best Albums of 2016

2016 was many things, most of them terrible. But that cannot be said about this year's music. Too many massive names released albums this year to really grasp, but this list will try to make sense of as many of them as possible.

Yes, it is a "10 Best" list, but there were so many great ones, the others couldn't just be cut out. So first, let's start with some very honorable mentions (ordered alphabetically)...

ANOHNI
Hopelessness

For the artist formerly known as Antony Hegarty, the world, counter to Explosions in the Sky's beliefs, is a cold dead place. That is, if climate change doesn't set it on fire. Hopelessness is filled with dark messages about everything wrong with society, politics, and humanity in general: drone strikes, global warming, violence against the LGBT community, and the refugee crisis all make appearances here. But it is not how sad the world is that makes the album, but Anohni's resplendent voice delivering the message over jerky string-and-glitch electronica. This may not be a great listen for cheering yourself up, but it is for exploring the depths of musical and emotional chaos.

Bat for Lashes
The Bride

Natasha Khan has always been particularly adept at transporting the listener into worlds of her own creation. Her dark, moody landscapes, from "What's a Girl to Do?" to "Daniel" to "Deep Sea Diver" are so immersive that hitting play means settling in for a film, a film experienced entirely through sound. The Bride, her fourth effort as Bat for Lashes, continues this string of soundscapes, but exchanges many of her old tricks--luscious string arrangements, subdued vocals, and mournful piano--for heavy, electronic beats, dizzying synths, and bold lyrical choices, which make for an enthralling journey.

Blood Orange
Freetown Sound

As the second full-length album by British producer Dev Hynes as Blood Orange, Freetown Sound is all the things his first effort promised were possible. A delightful combination of spoken word, rap, R&B, tropicalia, and dance, this album beckons you to listen over and over.

Danny Brown
Atrocity Exhibition

For his fourth album, Danny Brown makes a bold, eclectic hip-hop statement, and it pays off tremendously. Atrocity Exhibition was released to be both artistic statement and club floor banger (note how the title references Joy Division). Both sides are worth a listening position--if you can keep from losing yourself in the music long enough to find them--but choosing either one will still result in a fascinating vision of what rap is truly capable of.

Car Seat Headrest
Teens of Denial

After innumerable free releases on BandCamp, Car Seat Headrest have hit full stride with an ode to the greatest parts of grunge: Teens of Denial. Songs like "Vincent" and especially "Destroyed by Hippie Powers," are so very 90s alt-rock that listening to them is a time machine, and "Cosmic Hero" is a chaotic whirlwind that ends with a beautiful wall of sound. Teens of Denial is definitely the most unique album of 2016.

Leonard Cohen
You Want It Darker

Normally, I am not a proponent of speak-singing, but when the poetry is this dense, this maximalist, this heavy with philosophy, there is an exception to be made. Cohen was almost on par with Bowie in terms of musical disguise; no two albums sound alike, but the inescapable baritone delivery was always very obviously Leonard Cohen. After a lifetime of preparing each word as exactly as George Orwell, and matching those words with the perfect musical counterpoint, Cohen's final opus is as dark as its title suggests, but he would tell you that darkness makes light easier to see.

Deftones
Gore

It is exceptionally rare for a band to become better and better as they grow older. Deftones have long since outlasted their nu-metal contemporaries from their mid-1990's debut, and they have long since shed that moniker themselves, alternating from art rock, to trip-hop, to prog metal. Each album, since the band's first true masterpiece, White Pony, has only served to build on their collective talent, and allowed them the artistic freedom many aging groups desperately desire, but so rarely acquire. Gore may be Deftones best album to date, quite the accomplishment considering their last release, 2012's stunning Koi No Yokan, also received that distinction.

Michael Kiwanuka
Love & Hate

Soul is a reoccurring sound for 2016, and Michael Kiwanuka has proven its sound can be masterfully realized. Love & Hate is astonishingly well written, performed, and, most importantly, produced--it is as if Marvin Gaye came back from the dead--to feel exactly as if you bought a vinyl from an antique record store. A brilliant marriage of musicality and superb mixing, Love & Hate is the most soulful album you may ever hear.

Kendrick Lamar
Untitled. Unmastered.

This is what dedication to craft and the erasure of all distractions can get you. Kendick has now, alone, taken over the throne of hip-hop. If for no reason other than his To Pimp a Butterfly definitely marked the first time white hipsters complained about a rap album NOT getting the Grammy for Best Album. The production and near-unbelievable level of quality in beats and rhymes hasn't dropped a step since his first mixtape, and Kendrick shows no sign of slowing down. I mean, obviously, he released an album of entirely "untitled" songs less than a year after his magnum opus, and it's as good as anything else he's made.

Mitski
Puberty 2

Mitski Miyawaki's fourth proper album is not a sequel, despite what the name may suggest. Puberty 2 actually refers to the pains of adulthood, where being love lorn and financially stressed is as painful and awkward as a second round of teenage hormones. Mitski uses a brilliant combination of Actor-era St. Vincent lyrics, TV On The Radio-style song structure, and Scary Monsters Bowie flashes to perfect effect, making Puberty 2 essential listening if you are looking to broaden your musical horizons.

Iggy Pop
Post Pop Depression

Iggy Pop has lost a great many contemporaries this year, and his heavy final album, a mutual venture with Josh Homme, seems to express that sentiment in a way that only he can. Post Pop Depression is full of sounds that are anything but depressing, with light uplifting guitars, and major chord progressions that will have you dancing along as he sings about lost loves and lost time. The album is itself a sort of retrospective, though Pop does not use its length purely to reminisce. He also, to brilliant effect, muses about the future of the musical world, one he has inhabited for over 50 years.

Schoolboy Q
Blank Face LP

Quickly becoming the only respectable voice in gangsta rap, Schoolboy Q has released yet another long-form album that includes his considerable talent for constructing rhymes and creating earworming beats. Combine that with the varied and excellent choices for  guests, and Blank Face LP doesn't sound like any other hip-hop album out this year. It's ambitious and pulls no punches, leaving the listener lost in a near-psychedelic world where we have no choice but to sit up and pay attention.

Sturgill Simpson
A Sailor's Guide to Earth

The plot laid out by the title, as well as the opening track, "Welcome to Earth (Pollywog)" is simple: if you have to leave something behind to explain to your progeny how to navigate this mortal plane--physically as well as morally--what will that manual look like? Simpson's vision is an aural wonder, confirming that the "outlaw" and "alternative" forms of country need not be so disparate, nor their combination be so dreary. But while Simpson's tone is lifted here; he doesn't dissuade the listener from taking a trip down the long rabbit hole, even if that means hitting bottom. Instead, he encourages the journey--the journey of life--no matter where it might lead. A beautiful assertion indeed.

Thee Oh Sees
A Weird Exits

There's not much new from Thee Oh Sees, on this, their umpteenth album, in terms of sound development. But if there's a band that knows how to squeeze every last drop of awesome from a style, this is the one. A Weird Exits is very much standard TOS, but their standard is above and beyond, so seriously get on it.

Underworld
Barbara Barbara, We Face a Shining Future

Underworld's first album in more than half a decade is the fantastically titled Barbara Barbara, We Face a Shining Future, supposedly named for principal producer Rick Smith's father's last words: a sentiment both sad and immensely inspiring. It is understated, but still bursting from the seams with hope. Almost excessively elemental for Brit-electronica, Barbara Barbara is full of all the familiar, well-trodden sounds from the heady days of "Cowgirl," but somehow is able to combine them in such new and interesting ways that, even clocking under 45 minutes, it feels overly-generous, like receiving a gift you really don't deserve.



And so, here we are, at the Top 10. The following are the best of the best of this year's already ridiculously crowded field. Are you ready? Let's do it...

10. Anderson .Paak
Malibu

Brandon Paak Anderson's second studio album as Anderson .Paak is a brilliant exercise in neo-soul, that genre so often explored this past year. Malibu has many standouts: album opener "The Bird" is an R&B exploration of .Paak's roots, and "Come Down" is a bass-driven conga line just waiting to happen. But as much as .Paak shines on his own, it's his exceptional use of guest vocals on songs like "Room in Here" with The Game, or the mesmerizing chill-wave of "Am I Wrong" with the always-on Schoolboy Q that really make Malibu a fun and memorable addition to anyone's collection.

9. Angel Olsen
My Woman

On My Woman, Angel Olsen mixes the subtle guitar sensibility of Yowler, with the brash ingenue quality of Courtney Barnett's 2015 debut. Here Olsen weaves a web filled to the brim with both grunge angst and saccharine feeling. It's a potent combination that makes for an engaging listen you'll still be playing in 2017.

8. A Tribe Called Quest
We Got It from Here...Thank You 4 Your Service

When it was announced that A Tribe Called Quest would be releasing an album after such a long hiatus, and after the tragedy of Malik Taylor's (Phife Dawg) death, everyone knew it would be good. How could it not be? ATCQ has only ever released quality material since their 1990 debut. No one could predict, however, that We Got It from Here... would be this amazing. ATCQ eschew any ideas of conforming to modern hip-hop production and stick with their tried-and-tested formula: simple but pronounced beats, subtle samples, and mind-blowing rhymes; and that formula works wonders beyond imagining.

7. Radiohead
A Moon Shaped Pool

Back when I was regularly churning out reviews, I refused to rate or give an opinion on this album. While that may have been seen as a disapproval, my purpose was in fact quite the opposite. Radiohead have been so great for so long, there's not really a need to review their albums when they are good. We are all basically waiting for them to stumble so we can write that sweet, sweet juvenalian criticism we've been holding onto for nearly 30 years.

6. Chance the Rapper
Coloring Book

If you want to talk about an artist who has exploded onto their respective scene, you could do worse than mentioning Chance the Rapper. His mixtapes have been some of the best that hip-hop has to offer every time they are released, and his third, Coloring Book is no different. Full of catchy, danceable rhythms, and loaded with deeper-than-meets-the-ear lyrics, songs like "No Problem," "Summer Friends," "Same Drugs," and "Mixtape" are sure to keep you on the edge of your listening seat (people have those, right?). Transfixing beyond what his competitors can offer, Chance the Rapper has hit another towering home run out of the proverbial park.

5. Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Skeleton Tree

In a year filled with horrific tragedy, the personal horror of Nick Cave's loss is laid bare on one of the most heartbreaking and beautiful eulogies ever presented. For those not in the know, Cave's son died in a freak accident while on vacation, and Skeleton Tree is his "Tears in Heaven." Cave's vocals are raw and full of emotion, carrying the weight of survivor's guilt like a neutron star. The music--a combination of minimalist alt-rock and ambient electronics--perfectly supports his devastation. If you aren't weeping aloud by the time Else Torp starts singing "Distant Sky," then you have lost all connection with humanity.

4. Beyoncé
Lemonade

If there was ever a woman who could ride her fame, beauty, and above all, talent all the way to public office, it would be Beyoncé. And while much press has been spent on the first two points of the previous sentence, Lemonade entirely focuses on the last. Every part of Lemonade is a statement that creativity and ferocity can and must be contained in the same package. If there is anyone that can make the best of a sensitive situation--whether that's infidelity, police brutality, or race relations--it is Beyoncé. Her deftness and talent are kept so low-key, it is astonishing for the exact opposite reason her music normally is; here Beyoncé blends into the beautiful background while still providing that pop her fans have come to expect. With all her talent and her ear for that same talent in others (Jack White, The Weeknd, and James Blake all make appearances here), when life gives Beyoncé lemons, she makes...well, you get the idea.

3. Frank Ocean
Blonde

Frank Ocean's second studio album was the subject of massive hype, and with good reason. His debut, Channel Orange was easily the best album of 2012, and Blonde's extensive delays put it under heavy scrutiny. Fortunately for Ocean, and for all of us, it holds up to that scrutiny brilliantly. A single playthrough is often confusing and almost off-putting. But Ocean is nothing if not cerebral, and brutally talented, making multiple listens absolutely necessary. A second or third time through and Ocean's thesis slowly becomes clear, and as the fog is lifted Blonde reveals many hidden treasures. "Pink + White" is one of the best songs of the year, and "White Ferrari" blows the album wide open just as it is coming to a sumptuous close. It may not be what anyone was expecting, but Blonde is all about defying expectation, and does so at every turn.

2. Solange
A Seat at the Table

Solange Knowles may often be upstaged, even forgotten when compared to her older sister, but this is tragically unfair. A Seat at the Table proves that Solange has the writing chops, the vocal talent, and the sensibility to produce stunningly gorgeous music. The beauty of her soulful delivery is heard on every track, with "Cranes in the Sky," and "Don't Wish Me Well" being the most obvious standouts. And single "Don't Touch My Hair" hits every mark for a smooth R&B track that will last ages. On her third album, Solange is inspiring, especially in a crummy year like 2016. It still seems radical to release a record that makes plain the many facets of black womanhood, but she has done so with mesmerizing honesty. A Seat at the Table is a modern take on the protest albums of days gone by, following in the tradition of singers who criticized society from an "outside" perspective. It is an offer to anyone looking for their own place in the sun, and for those who have waited too long for dignity and respect.

1. David Bowie
Blackstar

Of all the losses 2016 has made us suffer, in the way of celebrities, this one hits the hardest. But if you take nothing else from Bowie's last album, at the very least know that he left doing what he does best: making exactly the music he wanted to make, at the exact time he wanted to make it, to exacting perfection. Blackstar is a work of pure genius, a trait Bowie was very keen to show on virtually every album he produced. And while he had flitted and flirted with jazz in previous offerings like Heathen and Reality, the full immersion here is something to behold. From the nearly-10-minute opening title track, to the gorgeous arrangement of "Lazarus," a song that stings even more knowing that the man singing it is no longer here, every note of Bowie's 25th proper studio album is starkly beautiful, like a long holding shot of the desert, like a flower encased in ice. Even before it became obvious that this was meant to be his last offering, Blackstar was a powerful message about the wonderment of life itself, the philosophical questions that can never be answered, and how every moment spent on this planet, in this galaxy, in an infinite expanse of nothing should be regarded with sheer awe. David Bowie never compromised his art for any reason, a lesson this writer wishes more performers would take to heart. He was a titan of his industry, but a contradiction within genres. An established iconoclast. An ever-changing monolith. A black star.

Wednesday, November 30, 2016

CHANGE IS COMING!


It has been quite some time since this site has updated. There have been a few changes that have severely crunched my time, but fear not, "The Conquest of Gaul" will continue publishing until doing so is no longer feasible, or I get bought out by Huffington Post (please, send me an offer).

To start, there will definitely be an Albums list this year, don't worry. It's my favorite post to write every year, and it's already being compiled.

As to the forthcoming changes, here's a list. First, the "bad":
  • Fewer album reviews (weekly updates are hard to write when you can't listen to everything)
  • No more daily sports updates. I know they died a while ago, but they became quite tedious

Now, the new stuff:
  • More media to be covered, including but not limited to film, literature, and video games
  • Music and film analyses on various topics
  • More lists! Everyone loves lists!

Coming Soon:
  • The Best Albums of 2016
  • The Best Movies of 2016
  • Great Albums vs. Albums with Great Songs (titles are hard, okay)
  • The Underappreciated Art of Sound Mixing

I'm really looking forward to the new format, and I hope you are too. So welcome back to the COG, the internet's best distraction from the mundane world of underemployment!

Friday, September 23, 2016

New Music (9.23.2016)



















Preoccupations
Preoccupations

When Viet Cong announced they would change their name, the music world waited--for over six months--with bated breath, to hear what the new name would be. Unfortunately, it's not a particularly compelling name, though it is a huge middle finger to everyone who stood and protested outside their early live shows.

But let's table the name change--one that makes the band seem more like 80's new-wave than the noisy, dark, post-punk revival it really is--for now. Instead, let us examine the genius of subtle songwriting, wall of dark ambiance, and flood of emotional messages conveyed in their most recent album.

I could do a whole post about the song "Memory" alone, which is so fantastic and epic that it's already been shortlisted (by me) as the best song of the year. Its 11-minute run time may put some people off, but it really shouldn't. Preoccupations use this length brilliantly, combining several movements, an emotional roller coaster, and the exquisite upbeat Echo-and-the-Bunnymen-esque sound counterpointing the very gloomy (though pleasantly delivered) lyrics. Even the four-plus minutes of guitar drones that mark the end of the song are entirely compelling.

Other standouts include singles "Anxiety" and "Degraded," the first of which opens the album beautifully, and reopens a subject the band dwelled on throughout their last album: the anxiety and pressure forced on us by everyday life. The second is a Protomartyr-style romp that will have you wondering if you should dance, or stand in the corner and mutter Nietzsche.

It's not often an act gets the chance to have two different self-titled albums (unless they're Peter Gabriel), but this band has made the best of both. Preoccupations is a harrowing, ferocious record that is joyfully alive, despite being...ahem...preoccupied, with more dismal themes.


Monday, September 19, 2016

New Music (9.19.2016)

















Nick Cave &
The Bad Seeds
Skeleton Tree

It is a terrible truth in this unforgiving world: tragedy inspires the best art. In July of last year, Nick Cave's son, Arthur, fell from a cliff while vacationing and, sadly, succumbed to his injuries. A year later, Skeleton Tree provides a beautiful eulogy, a treatise on the transition between life and death, and a heartbreaking tapestry for the ripples of catastrophe.

Cave and company are no strangers to making excellent music; the man can find inspiration basically anywhere. But when given a tragic base on which to stand, the group's already well-built songs begin to tower into a skyscraper. This is their Automatic for the People, that album that proves a band, though already great, can become even greater, and make a lasting impact on the musical landscape.

Skeleton Tree is dark (it should be), but it's not just a passing mood or a thin veil; the pervasiveness of its tone is deep, sticking to your bones and making you ache. Few songwriters have that kind of power, the power of forced-empathy. With Skeleton Tree, as with all Bad Seeds (and Birthday Party, and Grinderman) albums, you don't just listen to Nick Cave, you are Nick Cave, his every word projected from your mind. He the emotive telepath, you the acquisitive conduit.





On a lighter note, I have been quite busy recently and have not had the time to write many of the reviews I would like, so here's a short list with other albums you should definitely check out...

Schoolboy Q
Blank Face LP

This is better than anything Kanye's done in years.








Frank Ocean
Blonde

Yes, I know the cover doesn't have an 'e.' By the way, how have you not listened to this already?







Vince Staples
Prima Donna

The rising star in rap creates another excellent album.








Angel Olsen
My Woman

A bracing mix of folk-country and riot grrrl rock. Strange, I know, but so very much necessary.

Friday, August 19, 2016

New Music (8.19.2016)



















Crystal Castles
Amnesty (I)

This site has remained dormant for a while, but if there's anything that can wake the sleeping giant, it is the ear-shattering, glitch perfection that is Crystal Castles. Sure, it's not the same CC we're all used to hearing (the high-profile, and contentious split between Ethan Kath and original singer Alice Glass was...let's just call it misanthropic at best), but this new version is as loud, dark, and ready to strobe your earballs as ever before.

The sounds have continued to evolve since (III), which itself was a very different sound for the band, specifically in that they ditched their usual 8-bit instruments for a more Lynchian approach. So does Amnesty (I) eschew the old formulas and create new--a new sound for a new band.

As for the new singer, Edith Frances, she picks up where Glass left off admirably. I'm not saying you won't notice the difference; each vocalist has her own style and delivery; but Frances' fits nicely into the space the new sound carves out.

The mysteries of how Crystal Castles get their sound are probably best left unsolved. Many of the songs from this album clearly come from depths beyond human comprehension, but not only does that make for compelling listening, it proves their willing to go to any lengths to advance their art. Crystal Castles' past is not without some seriously harsh turmoil, but if there's anyone who can take your mind off Frank Ocean's constant dicking around, it's these veterans of sonic wars.

Tuesday, July 12, 2016

The Best Albums of 2016...So Far

The year is only half-over, but it's six long months until actual lists come out. I say, why wait? There's been plenty of great music so far, so let's start objectifying it as soon as possible.

The Top 10 Albums of 2016, So Far

10. Whitney
Light Upon the Lake

While Whitney's debut might not seem like it's inventing anything new, it's hard to argue about their creating a sound that's exactly right for the place and time--a vintage-toned summertime album that may very well prove to be timeless. Tracks like "Golden Days" and "Dave's Song" combine fragile longing with smart songwriting to make the kind of record you can easily listen to three or four times without even noticing.

9. Paul Simon
Stranger to Stranger

Simon's return to album-making sees him creating some of his most interconnected and self-contained songwriting worlds. To say he's anything less than an utter genius would be an insult to music itself, and Stranger to Stranger, is as challenging, odd, and thoroughly enjoyable as anything he's ever done. This is a showcase of the very best from an artist who refuses to be ordinary or to pigeonhole himself.

8. Swans
The Glowing Man

Our list may have started with two albums under 35 minutes each, but get ready for a two-hour mammoth journey into the insane. The Glowing Man is Swans' latest--and supposedly last--album, a visceral test of the musicians' abilities to continuously inspire while deafening, and a test of the listeners' abilities to stave-off exhaustion and madness, or perhaps embrace it.

7. Chance the Rapper
Coloring Book

Chance the Rapper's third mixtape fulfills all the promises Kanye's The Life of Pablo failed to uphold. An intriguing and surprisingly beautiful combination of African-American church traditions and Chance's own brand of acid rap, Coloring Book subtly chronicles black history and uses it as a springboard for imaginative and truly incomparable creativity. Richly composed and rewarding multiple listens, Coloring Book is a transcendent addition to an amazing artist's already highly unique catalogue.

6. ANOHNI
Hopelessness

Anohni's debut solo effort is incredibly morbid, especially if you focus just on the thematic material. However, if anyone can make drone bombings, polar ice melt, mass graves, and discrimination against racial, ethnic, and sexual minorities sound beautiful, it's the artist formerly known as Antony Hegarty. Anohni's hiring of electronic artists Oneohtrix Point Never and Hudson Mohawke is a brilliant move, and their combined talents truly turn what would otherwise be a dreary tone poem into a gorgeous ode to the apocalypse.

5. Sturgill Simpson
A Sailor's Guide to Earth

It's been a long time since I thought country music could be inspiring or emotionally gripping, but Sturgill Simpson's third solo album is just that. A concept album centering around both his short-lived naval career and the birth of his first child--a literal guide, by a sailor, instructing how to live life fully and completely and navigate the world. But this navigation isn't by the stars, it's interpersonal. A Sailor's Guide to Earth is an eye-opening and wholly moving experience.

4. Beyoncé
Lemonade

Enough has been said about the subject matter and boldness of Beyoncé's Lemonade, but have we dissected it in terms of a brilliantly titled work? This is the product made from the "lemons" of infidelity and broken trust; you know...lemonade. And not only is the subtle use of just the one word an ingenious decision of syntax, but it also perfectly describes the music contained within: sweet, sour, refreshing, sophisticated. Beyoncé has never sounded like this.

3. Car Seat Headrest
Teens of Denial

Car Seat Headrest has been self-producing music for as long as I've been managing this blog, but Teens of Denial is their first professionally recorded and produced album, and goddamn is it amazing. If you claim to like any music from about 1990 to today, this is for you. "Destroyed by Hippie Powers" could recall the best of Weezer, make Pearl Jam good again, and raise Kurt Cobain from the dead. And that's just one song; there's another 65 minutes of grungy, guitar-shredding music after that.

2. Kendrick Lamar
untitled unmastered.

At this point, Kendrick can do no wrong. The songs might not have discernible titles, but does it matter? Lamar is so creative, inventive, and original it almost makes you feel dumb listening to it, with every note putting you in your place. Every sound he engineers--be it words or music--is ambrosia for the ears. For being "unmastered," this sure is well-produced, mixed, written, and performed. Kendrick Lamar just blew away the competition...again...with what is essentially a b-sides compilation.

1. David Bowie
Blackstar

Was there any doubt this would be #1? Barring any massively brilliant releases between now and December 31st, it will probably stay here. And no, it's not just because Bowie, the most inventive and challenging artist to grace the pop-music world, sadly and suddenly passed within days of this album's release. It's also because it ranks among his greatest work in a career filled with "best-of-all-time" entries. It's also because the album was so expertly designed to help Bowie and his fans cope with his death. To be so frank and raw about one's own imminent demise is harsh, but somehow also very enlightening. With brilliant production and tight, almost claustrophobic work by a massively talented jazz ensemble, Bowie makes himself appear a gorgeous specter and presents a beautiful last love letter to the world. Somewhere in the greater universe, he's travelling the stars he so often sang of.

How doth the hero strong and brave, a celestial path in the heavens pave.

Friday, July 1, 2016

New Music (7.01.2016)



















Bat for Lashes
The Bride

Not to immediately begin writing in the first person, but I have been waiting for this album with such immense anticipation I'm not really sure what to say.

The Bride is Bat for Lashes' (real name: Natasha Khan) fourth album, and it is an ethereal masterpiece. While it might not have the instantaneous impact of Two Suns or The Haunted Man, its sound alone will transport you to another realm, where you are certain you are watching Khan's fictional story-line play out in front of you.

For those of you who haven't been following every single press release surrounding this album like I have, the mini-opera goes something like: girl falls for boy, boy dies on the way to marry girl, girl weaves through a series of transcendent experiences to overcome her grief and come out a better person on the other side.

And the experience truly is transcendent. While the first six songs (the first half of the album) contain every promotional single, the entire tale must be heard all together, with the second half creating ghostly soundscapes which serve as mesmerizing backdrops for our heroine's trip to self-discovery.

As tragedy turns to realization, and actualization, the songs turn from pop-ready to hauntingly experimental; from Goldfrapp to Perfume Genius. In fact, much of The Bride is very similar to Mike Hadreas' brilliant Too Bright, in that the occasional flash of radio-ready populism like his "Queen" or "Grid" is surrounded by ambient keyboards on "Fool" or more appropriately, "I'm a Mother." Here, Khan's sales pitch is "In God's House," or "Sunday Love," both fantastic songs to be sure, but they're counterpointed by double-take laboratories of sound like "Close Encounters" and album closer "Clouds."

The Bride's most familiar sound will probably come from "Joe's Dream," which has all the hallmarks of the Bat for Lashes sound: deeply affecting vocals, intense strings, and a subtle-yet-captivating beat. The previously mentioned "Sunday Love" is very much akin to The Haunted Man's "All Your Gold," in that, despite its lyrical content, it's very much upbeat, fast-paced, and clearly heading for the mainstream.

But then there's "In God's House" and "Honeymooning Alone." The former I personally have been in awe with since it was originally released as the lead single. It's driving synth bass and almost-creepy tone are so very anti-BfL it's astonishing. It's unlike anything Khan's done before, and her repertoire is now even greater for it.

The latter might be the best song she's written (other than "Daniel" or "Marilyn" or "Deep Sea Diver"). "Honeymooning Alone" is so incredibly dense with new sounds previously unused by Khan that it's like listening to a different artist completely. The closest comparison I can make is Portishead, in that it's very trip-hop and reminds me of their masterpiece, Third, and it's opening track, "Silence."

The single-ready songs immediately drop off into the slow burn of "Never Forgive the Angels," Khan's angriest, and least subtle track yet, before delving into the out-of-tune instruments backing "Close Encounters," the ASMR and drone of "Widow's Peak," and the inspirational high-point of "If I Knew."

We end with the beautifully rendered "Clouds," a song so perfectly gorgeous it challenges every other Bat for Lashes closer for the title of "most jaw-dropping musical arrangement." As always,  Khan's voice is spectacular in her higher register, and is impeccably accompanied by a lonely guitar and slightly distressing synth moans. This is the fairy tale ending our Bride has been seeking, even though it's not the one she planned. A tearful acceptance that grief is a part of life, and that living through it is what gives our existence meaning.

To be sure, The Bride is hard work. It is not a piece you go into casually, nor will your journey through it be without turmoil and hardship. But much like the main character of this audio-play, your traversing the entire course is not only worth the reward, but will transform you into a stronger person. Khan's work with Bat for Lashes has always aimed to tell stories in the most emotionally direct way, and in this epic tale she does so with tactics and techniques that make you strive to reach that same happily ever after.

Friday, June 24, 2016

New Music (6.24.2016)



















Swans
The Glowing Man

As I write, non-euclidean beings from an ungodly dimension are flying overhead, trying to consume us all. They feel only enmity for this  plane, us as a species, and me as an individual. They are only doing their duty, as the prophecy was delivered from Yog-Sototh, a congeries of iridescent globes. Most of them, I have no doubt, possess no concept of empathy, and defy the corporeal laws of this realm, dreaming only of emotionless homicide. They bear many names, are of different groups, they are made of the elements yet transcend them: hidden in the depths, primal lurkers beyond time; the horrible survivors of distant eons.

I should unmask. Indeed it is time, for all have laid aside disguise but I. I wear no mask.

In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.

Friday, June 10, 2016

New Music (6.10.2016)

This past week, a few very interesting albums came out. We'll try to cover each with a short blurb. Let's get started.



















The Kills
Ash & Ice

The highlight of this week is the Kills' first album in five years, Ash & Ice.  This is more for personal music taste reasons, but it sure was nice to see a return to Midnight Boom form after the experimental slog that was 2011's Blood Pressures. The beats are hard, the guitar is jangling, the bass is driving, and Alison Mosshart's vocals are more visceral and urgent than ever.

Of course, singles "Doing It to Death" and "Heart of a Dog" are instant Kills classics, but so are deeper cuts like the viciously fun "Bitter Fruit," the slow burn of "Days of Why and How," and ultra-intense album closer "Whirling Eye." The entire experience is equal parts goth dance party and hand-clapping arena rock, and the combination is highly addictive.






















Paul Simon
Stranger to Stranger

The prolific and ingenious singer-songwriter is back for a thirteenth studio album, and it's by a wide margin the most interesting collection of sounds this year.

Most of the time when you see acts of Simon's...ahem...stature ("old", I mean "old"), like the Springsteens and U2's of the world (yes, I know they are later but the point will be made) you'll see great reviews of mediocre-or-worse music just because they're them. I'm positive Rolling Stone Magazine's policy is "if they were popular at anytime during the 70's give them 5 stars, even if it's the worst slop ever shat onto a recording studio floor."

Such is most definitely not the case here. Simon brings all of his talents to bear with full force: the snappy use of homemade percussion instruments, the sardonic lyrical witticisms, the jazzy use of backing wind instruments, and the perfectly plucked guitars. I'm not saying Baby Boomers will ever get their kids or...jeez...grandkids to like "old" music, but this could take a huge leap forward.






















Whitney
Light Upon the Lake

If anything came out of the Smith Westerns or it's breakup, it would be this album. Whitney's debut, Light Upon the Lake, is like a classic rock flashback, like Kevin Parker dreaming about ELO. While I'm not ready to dub this band the next Tame Impala, it certainly sounds like that band's first album: crisp, vivid, easygoing, and on a small scale, flawless.

Light Upon the Lake won't make a big splash anywhere, but in its humble, low-key approach, it finds something close to perfection. Directors making period movies about the late 60's will accidentally use this for every montage or poolside romance. Nothing here is reinventing the wheel, but wheels work pretty well already. So keep on keepin' on, roll those car windows down, and let that summer air remind you life is good.