CHANGE IS COMING!

It has been quite some time since this site has updated. There have been a few changes that have severely crunched my time, but fear not, "The Conquest of Gaul" will continue publishing until doing so is no longer feasible, or I get bought out by Huffington Post (please, send me an offer).

To start, there will definitely be an Albums list this year, don't worry. It's my favorite post to write every year, and it's already being compiled.

As to the forthcoming changes, here's a list. First, the "bad":

• Fewer album reviews (weekly updates are hard to write when you can't listen to everything)
• No more daily sports updates. I know they died a while ago, but they became quite tedious

Now, the new stuff:

• More media to be covered, including but not limited to film, literature, and video games
• Music and film analyses on various topics
• More lists! Everyone loves lists!

Coming Soon:

• The Best Albums of 2016
• The Best Movies of 2016
• Great Albums vs. Albums with Great Songs (titles are hard, okay)
• The Underappreciated Art of Sound Mixing

I'm really looking forward to the new format, and I hope you are too. So welcome back to the COG, the internet's best distraction from the mundane world of underemployment!