Wednesday, January 29, 2014

The Top 10 Albums of 2013

10.  Haim
Days Are Gone
Days Are Gone is the sumptuous throwback debut that was unexpected in every way. These girls are talented beyond belief, and their 80s-fem-rock acumen is beyond compare. Their songwriting, lyrical structure, and musicianship are above reproach, and they have crafted an album that is part goodtimes fun, part regretful past, and all heartfelt arena rock.

09. Nine Inch Nails
Hesitation Marks
For his first album in five years, Trent Reznor employed an unheard of technique in the NIN catalog...letting other people help. Doing so has resulted in Reznor's finest effort since 1999's The Fragile; eschewing the bombastic rock anthems that seem to make his previous efforts feel like tired nostalgia, and exchanging them to dance beats and minimalist glitch. The closest thing to a classic NIN song was the single "Came Back Haunted," which was nowhere near the best on the album. Reznor's lyrics, as always are introspective, but this time with a twist: how he sees his younger self during the Downward Spiral years. And let me tell you, the view is not pretty, but goddamn is it mesmerizing.

08. Fuck Buttons
Slow Focus
If you don't think Fuck Buttons is the loudest dance act around, it's because they long ago shattered your eardrums, and you just didn't know it. The duo with the unspeakable (in polite company) name somehow found a way to improve on their sophomore effort, Tarot Sport--make bigger beats. Essentially, FB was an experimental metal outfit that only used synths and programmers, but now that they found Crystal Castles' drum machine, nothing will stop them. Sure, you can talk about your Daft Punks, Basement Jaxxs (Jaxxi?), and Tiestos, but these guys will start a rave and then fight everyone inside of it.

07. Arcade Fire
Reflektor
Arcade Fire's senior effort is dense, complex, and long. You won't get it, and I'm not a hipster saying that self-importantly; I don't get it either. It's hard to listen to, but when you finish Reflektor, you have completed a great work, like sculpting David out of granite with a prison shank. You are tired from the effort, but fulfilled by the accomplishment. This album didn't win many awards: it's too confusing. It won't sell as many copies as The Suburbs: it's too inaccessible. What it will do is--like Funeral did so many years ago--transform how independent, low-budget bands write and record their music. Like so many art museums, Reflektor isn't fun, but it is beautiful, and full of wonder.

06. David Bowie
The Next Day
Is there anything to write here that hasn't already been written about David Bowie? He isn't exactly releasing music for street cred anymore; nor is he doing it for the money (there is no tour to accompany The Next Day). It's obvious that Bowie is just a straight-up musician who can't help but write some of the most intriguing, bizarre, catchy, rocking songs out there. The Next Day is full of surprises, given Bowie's most recent previous efforts: the title track is straight out of his Berlin period, "Valentine's Day" is a post-industrial blues song commenting on the rise of mass shootings, and "Boss of Me" is oddest love song written since "Heart's Filthy Lesson."

05. Queens of the Stone Age
...Like Clockwork
After a six-year hiatus, Josh Homme and crew have returned to deliver one of the best hard rock albums in over a decade (probably since their own Songs for the Deaf in 2002). ...Like Clockwork is tightly written and executed, despite a list of guest stars that reads like a fanboy's wet dream: Trent Reznor, Dave Grohl, Alex Turner, Jake Shears, and the self-described "actual queen from the stone age" Elton John. The songs here are dark, heavy, and better than anything the band has done since Songs. I would say this is the best thing Queens has ever done, but only because it's a completely different sound from the one pioneered on Rated R and Songs so long ago. It's like two different bands competing through time: one has the best alt-rock album of the millennium, one has the best stoner rock album of the millennium.

04. Janelle Monae
The Electric Lady

It would seem that Janelle Monae can only improve. After releasing an essentially flawless album in 2010's The ArchAndroid, Monae has kicked it up a notch with funkier, fresher beats and sucker-punch lyrics that will make you dance right out of your shoes. "Prime Time" is obviously the showstopper here, a melodramatic love song so heartbreakingly well delivered you could cry yourself to sleep, but singles "Q.U.E.E.N." and "Dance Apocalyptic" provide the guest-star power and popping rhythm for which Monae is rightly and justly famous.

03. Kanye West
Yeezus
While many critics and other reviewers describe West's lyrics as evidence of his persecution complex and seemingly anti-white political views, I read into them differently. While Twisted Fantasy made many references to Kanye's own faults, the lyrics on Yeezus see him move from self-deprecation to full-on misanthropy. West has an issue with humanity, it's failings and hard truths the subject of nearly every line. But if Kanye's lyrics are something to marvel at, then the music over which he rhymes is beyond comparison to anything else in Hip-Hop. Here he makes good on his statement from years before where he named Trent Reznor and Thom Yorke as inspirational figures. The instruments and samples are loud and angry, distorted by overblown fuzz and walls of static.The production is stellar, the effects are mind-blowing.

02. Parquet Courts
Light Up Gold
This Brooklyn outfit decided to break all the rules of punk (isn't that what it's about anyway?) and make it surfer-y, and trance-inducing. Great for rocking out or driving long distances, Light Up Gold is full of political alt-rock that is both scathing and funny, as well as fun party songs and "let's kick their asses" anthems. Their over-the-top energy and speed make the perfect combination for a sound that's far better than any of Parquet Courts' contemporaries. Brainy, arty, hazy, and punchy, these songs will make you feel compelled to bounce out of your chair until they leave you wanting more. For a first album, you can't really ask for much more than that.

01. Deafheaven
Sunbather
A story: when I listen to albums to "review" them, I do so in the car on my way to and from work. My car speakers, though standard, are better than any set of headphones I've ever used, and I can't just sit and listen to music by itself, so the car is the perfect place. That said, on my way home one day in mid-June, I put on Sunbather, Deafheaven's second album, and having not turned down the volume from my NIN playlist, "Dream House" opened with an ear-shattering loudness. I quickly adjusted the knob to a more manageable (and bystander friendly) setting, but as I drove up I-95 I began to realize something: it wasn't loud enough anymore. So I turned it up. A minute later, it wasn't loud enough again. This pattern continued until the volume in my car was above the original "ear-shattering" level, and it was just getting good. No, it wasn't road noise, or crappy production that made the music continually softer, it's just that Sunbather begs to be played at the loudest possible setting--Spinal Tap's mythical "11". So, an hour later, with my car windows shattered and blood coming out of my ears, I came to a realization: with its wall of sonic noise and indiscernible screaming, this is what metal is supposed to sound like.

Friday, January 17, 2014

The Top 20 Songs of 2013

20. Glass Candy
"Warm in the Winter"
Glass Candy, one of the many projects of Johnny Jewel, is exactly what it's name suggests: a sweet, glossy pop that's both tantalizing and deadly. And while the duo has been around for years, "Warm in the Winter" is quite possibly their best effort.
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19. Wavves
"Nine Is God"
Wavves has moved from bizarre experimental, to surfer, to just straight up rock in the span of four albums, but this offering, written specifically for Grand Theft Auto V's soundtrack, is their most hard core yet. Rock out!
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18. Ceo
"Whorehouse"
Ceo has always been the red-headed stepchild of chill-wave, but this track, released to promote his forthcoming new album, is dance-able, complex, and catchy as all hell.
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17. Yeasayer
"Don't Come Close"
The second on this list of many from the Grand Theft Auto V soundtrack. Whoever produced that thing is a genius above and beyond any musical talent I have heard before. That said, Yeasayer make dumping your girlfriend (or, the inability to do so) sound like the most fun thing ever.
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16. Drake
"Hold On, We're Going Home"
Was there some sort of question about this being on a year-end list? This is the most mournful "we should totally bone" song in existence. How long has it been, Drake?
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15. Arcade Fire
"Afterlife"
Arcade Fire have a way with words: "Afterlife, Oh my God, what an awful word." Doesn't really give you much hope for the future does it? But if anyone can make nihilism sound stylish, it's this group.
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14. Nine Inch Nails
"Came Back Haunted"
The single from Trent Reznor's "return" to music (did he ever leave?) is NIN's best attempt at being Daft Punk. Fortunately for everyone, everywhere, unlike Daft Punk, it's not overrated and boring. Besides, how could anyone not like a song that is clearly about "The Call of Cthulhu"?
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13. Queens of the Stone Age
"I Appear Missing"
For what must be QOTSA's most personal song, Josh Homme sings about the feeling of drowning while being clinically dead, and the hope that you keep, in the back of your shutting-down-forever mind, that your friends and family don't pull the plug too soon. So much for Queens being a party band.
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12. David Bowie
"The Next Day"
Who knew 67-year-old guys could still rock out? This songs has all the punch of Bowie's best, with just enough of his trademark weirdness to keep it interesting and fresh. The best surprise of the year.
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11. Fuck Buttons
"Brainfreeze"
I don't think there's an electronica act out there louder than Fuck Buttons. "Brainfreeze" is the duo at the top of their game: awesome beat, crazy hook, gnarly distortion.
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10. Haim
"The Wire"
Haim are a glorious throwback of a band, recalling the best of Heart and Pat Benatar, while adding a little funk and sophistication of their own. If this song doesn't hook you on first listen...there's something wrong with your ears.
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09. Favored Nations
"The Set Up"
I had never heard of Favored Nations before GTA V, and a quick Wikipedia search will yield you precisely zilch. However, "The Setup," with it's glitchy, ultra-repetitive lyrics and in-your-face guitar hook, is one of the most fun songs to listen to.
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08. Janelle Monae
"Prime Time"
One of my favorite musical discoveries of all time is Janelle Monae, and "Prime Time" is the perfect example why. While she's known for her fun and funky rhythms, here she croons with the best of them to create the most soulful and melodramatic love song of this decade.
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07. Parquet Courts
"Stoned and Starving"
Parquet Courts exploded out of the Brooklyn scene with a fresh take on punk: make it fun. And while that sentiment may make "Stoned and Starving" feel like a guilty pleasure, it's actually a fantastic long-form ode to the joys and frustrations of being utterly, totally bored.
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06. Nine Inch Nails
"All Time Low"
If you thought Trent Reznor would let himself slip into the realm of nostalgia, you were horribly wrong. If there's one thing the man who fronts NIN has proven again and again, it's that he's not afraid of reinventing his sound. "All Time Low" is a fantastically addictive funk song, spliced with the classic Nails texturing and glitch. The best song he's written since the Fragile days.
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05. Arcade Fire
"Reflektor"
Speaking of funky songs, Arcade Fire's first single and title track from their new album is begging to form a conga line. Despite the heavy topic (and heavy-handedness of the topic), "Reflektor" makes for amazing fun, with a drum-and-bass sound that will have you shaking in your seat.
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04. Deafheaven
"Dream House"
Before Deafheaven's "Dream House," never had screaming been so bafflingly listenable or startlingly beautiful. I'm usually not a fan of the high-pitched wail, but there's something about how this band presents it--the wall of sound and guitar distortion mixed far in the front--that makes you unable to turn it off. I never felt like crying while listening to metal before, but this could make me start.
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03. Queens of the Stone Age
"If I Had a Tail"
Queens of the Stone Age are masters at making the creepiest topics sound ass-kicking awesome. While Homme has written one song about becoming a vampire, and another about worshiping the sun...on the same album, the latter can't shine a light (YEEEAAAHH!) on the former. "If I Had a Tail" starts with the drone of the a thousand years of nighttime living and ends with the most bone-chilling outro in music history.
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02. Kanye West
"Black Skinhead"
Much has already been said about West creating a song saying he's not for sale (as seen above), then immediately selling said song to Motorola for an untold sum ("vast" is what I've heard). No matter, the drum beat alone is worth millions, the breathlessness sample used as a backing hook is priceless. This is Kanye at his very best: loud, brash, earworming, unforgettable, and exceptional. "Black Skinhead" will go down as one of his very best.
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01. Age of Consent
"Colours"
Minimalism is underrated in the world of dance. Here, Age of Consent do their best New Order impersonation and create a party anthem that is better than "Blue Monday." As the singer drones on about going out all night, he also, quite sarcastically, states the qualities he expects of his fellow clubbers, all over the simplest beat and a seizure-inducing synth chop. The song ends with a declaration of permanence: "I will never fade away;" such a statement, with its inferred pleading, is second only to that of Ozymandias in both its scale and its desperation.
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